Showing posts with label akwardness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label akwardness. Show all posts

Monday, November 22, 2010

ATTENTION LIVVY AND JESSIE. I AM WRITING A POST.

Hello Earthlings (And Livvy and Jessie),
Or should I say OLIVE AND JOSSIE. No, I shouldn't, That sounds awkward.
 At this moment I am writing a blog post ("Well duh, obviosl-") Be quiet stupid parentheses! You are not contributing to this conversation.


Today in Algebra (AHL-JE-BRA) Lindsey asked why her seat was warm. I said (very loudly) "I BET SOMEONE FARTED IN IT!" then Mr. Mcgrath stared at me like I was crazy. Pshaw. Crazy? NO! ME? NEVER! I am the most normal person you will ever meet. Ever. Like in the whole world. In the whole Solar system,  the whole Galaxy, the whole galaxy cluster, the whole universe! I think that's pretty big. Like even more than 5 Kilometers! Which is very small BIG! yeah, I just crossed something out, but you can tell that I really meant for you to see it, because if  I didn't, I would have deleted it.         . Like that. You will never know what was once between those two periods.  MWAHAHAHAHA! Wow this paragraph has certainly drifted. Lets start a new one, shall we? Meet you there! BYE!



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Oh here you are! Wait why is the text size so small? OOPS! I forgot to change it. Now- AHHH! that's too big! Shrink it! Shrink it! Phewf! Well I'm Glad that's taken care of. Why did I capitalize glad? I confuse myself sometimes.
OO I LOVE BIRDS!



Sorry, got distracted.Yeah I 'm going to go now. BYE!

Monday, April 19, 2010

the world is a dirty place.

Hey guys!

so yesterday i opened a cabinet and i saw a moth on the door. i hit the door to try to make it leave. the it turned and i saw another moth attached to him. they started walking away akwardly. i screamed. my dad killed them. the end!

then today i was doing my homework when my mom was like "omg! look at the squirrels!" (not a direct quote) so i looked and a boy(hopefully) squirrel was umm,well... umm "playing" with the girl sqirrel. Then the girl was like "ok fine you can have me and started humping the boy for about 5 seconds. My mom was like "was that all he gets?" then they moved to the tree. then i left.

luv, Ally